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Funny White Elephant Gifts Under $20

The best white elephant gift gets a laugh when it is unwrapped and gets stolen twice before the game is over. The worst one ends up in a closet by New Year's. Funny socks and mugs land in the first group: they are cheap, they are silly, and somebody really does use them afterward.

Everything on this page is under twenty dollars, printed to order and shipped free, so you can stay inside the party budget without showing up with a gift card.

Big Dill Pickle Socks, Funny Foodie GiftSocks

Big Dill Pickle Socks, Funny Foodie Gift

$14.99L · M · S
Pizza Party Socks, Funny Foodie GiftSocks

Pizza Party Socks, Funny Foodie Gift

$14.99L · M · S
Junk Food Doodle Socks, Funny Foodie GiftSocks

Junk Food Doodle Socks, Funny Foodie Gift

$14.99L · M · S
Not An IT Expert Mug, Funny Tech GiftMug

Not An IT Expert Mug, Funny Tech Gift

From$15.9911oz · 15oz
Cute Introvert MugMug

Cute Introvert Mug

From$15.9911oz · 15oz
Bagel Bliss SocksSocks

Bagel Bliss Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Robot Doodle SocksSocks

Robot Doodle Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Joker Jive SocksSocks

Joker Jive Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Caffeine Kick SocksSocks

Caffeine Kick Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Sweet Watermelon SocksSocks

Sweet Watermelon Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Touchdown Tread SocksSocks

Touchdown Tread Socks

$14.99L · M · S
Citrus Orange Socks, Foodie GiftSocks

Citrus Orange Socks, Foodie Gift

$14.99L · M · S

What makes a good white elephant gift

It should be funny on sight, useful enough that the winner keeps it, and universal enough that anyone in the room could end up with it. A pair of pickle socks checks all three. So does a mug that announces you are not the office IT person, no matter how many times you get asked.

Food socks are the safe bet

Pizza, pickles, bagels and junk food are the white elephant classics because everyone gets the joke. They fit a wide adult size range, and nobody has to guess a shirt size.

Questions

What is a good white elephant gift under $20?

Something funny that still gets used. Novelty food socks, like pickle or pizza socks, and snarky mugs are reliable picks because they get a laugh at the party and a spot in the drawer afterward.

Is shipping included?

Yes. Shipping is free on every US order, so a $14.99 pair of socks stays under the $20 limit.

How long does it take to arrive?

Each item is printed when you order it. Allow 2 to 5 business days to make it and 3 to 7 business days to ship, so order at least two weeks before the party.

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